I apologize if this news is over done, but I recently learned that Burger King, home of the BK Whopper, has released a perfume-cologne called "FLAME". Yes, you read that correctly. If you can't have a burger, you can smell like one. It's touted as "a subtle hint of flame-grilled beef."
It's further described it as, "The world's first perfume to contain the irresistible sizzling overtones of the Whopper."
File this one under WTF were they thinking?! Is this supposed to help my love/sex life?- which by the way needs ALL the help it can get these days. At least I know it will keep the female vegetarians away. Speaking of which, what's next? "Very-Vegetarian"? How 'bout Cold Stone Cologne" or "McStinky"? If I want a burger, I'm gonna eat it, NOT wear it!!!
Excuse me, do you want fries and a shake with that scent?!
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You're kidding, right?! I mean, there seriously cannot be someone out there that ignorant that they would honestly think that a flame-broiled smelling cologne would be a hit?! Right? RIGHT?
Oh my....
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where do you find this stuff?
Come now buzzy .beee. I can't make that stuff up! I just placed an order on-line. I'll finally be the beef-cake I always knew I could be! :^)
PS- Why are you sideways?
I'm SORRY but I can't reveal my sources DB. I'm sure you understand. TOP SECRET n' stuff like that. I don't want the responsibility of putting your life in any danger. You'll thank me in the morning.
I saw this a couple of months ago and thought it was hilarious!! It was also sold out at the time. They must have made more. LOL!
If my man is going to smell like food, I want it to be chocolate...or cinnamon...not beef. (And I am not vegitarian.)
I think that it would work if you were trying to attract a man. I don't think it would work on a female though. If you want to attract a woman, smell clean like Mr. Clean.
Sold out?! I know that a friend of mine had bought a case because he's NOT a very good griller, & he wanted to be sure the burgers smelled the way they should.
They smelled good, but they still tasted like C-R-A-P!
I'm ALL about the cinnamon! One of my fav flavs, although I try to be careful where I sprinkle it!!
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So nice to hear from you again SA!
So what you're sayin' is you like to wipe the floor w/your man?! He'd certainly have to be bald w/an earring.
That Mr. Clean guy always gave me the willies! :^)
Yuck! Back from Japan!
WTF is right...
who would want to smell like a burger! there's this whole episode of buffy the vampire slayer (yes, i watch it. don't laugh.) where buffy has to work at this crappy burger place and she's all upset because everyone is telling her she smells like burgers and grease. including random vampires. and now they have a marketable scent?
people are crazier than anybody.
Gwennie- How dare you leave the country without my knowledge & your security ankle bracelet. Your warrant awaits you. Turn yourself in, it's for the best. I'll put in a good word for you w/the court.
Thank me later.
IF, I tend to smell like pickles so perhaps I should purchase a bottle to kinda balance things out. Is there anyone reading this that smells like ketchup or buns?
Give me a call. We should get together. :-)
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