I actually knew what that meant when I first began typing it. Now that I'm done, I forget what it means. If I remember, Perhaps I'll tell you......................or not.
What is that supposed to mean? Anyway, I know you were messing with me! I don't take anything very seriously, so sorry if I was coming off as being hostile! Fella...
Ah, yes. Power went out at work today (it always flickers but went out today) and I got home at 11:30am. Excellent!
So you go for the VERY mature who feed pigeons, do you. Well, if Monty Clift were alive today (80-90) I would definately hunt him down............................(google him if you don't know who he is. Be sure to notify me when you turn homosexual).
Why did you change your pic? I know it was because of all my questions. Such persuasive powers I hold over strangers! Don't hate.
While this one is nice and shows your sunny disposition, I may actually prefer your nervous breakdown pic.
11:30? You suck! But did you get paid? I came to work SICK, two days in a row.
Don't call me fella, hostile missy.
What the hell kinda factory you work at where the power constantly flickers &/or goes out? Aren't there child labor laws? I'm gonna bring da man down hard on your bosses. Wait. Aren't you related to them?
I prefer the VERY mature, hoping against hope that it'll eventually rub off.
Montgomery (sp?) Clift? Is that the guy? I've heard of him but not sure who he is. I know he's an actor though. So you go for the older homosexual types eh? Hey. Whatever your into. Different strokes and all that.
I myself have not gone gay.............yet. Hopefully I'll find some chick that'll keep me on this side of the picket fence. I'm actually not very homophobic. I have several gay friends that are all hot for me.
I always change my pic's. I got bored with the last one. Believe me, it's not because of you. Why would it be??? OH, and I didnt' get paid. They werent' very busy and didn't need us there anymore. The factory is actually a pretty nice place. I don't work near the machinery part. I have my own desk type area with a lamp to do my stuff. Then I have a blue seal machine and seal these wheels that will eventually get dipped into metal and made into airplane or helicopter parts. I don't know why the power goes out a lot. It doesn't ALWAYS flicker, but it does more often than it should. Tisk tisk, child labor laws. I am 18 and probably the youngest one working there. Everyone else is in their 40's. I feel like a 30something anyways. And Monty is dead. I think he died in 1966. I am still in love with him, though. He was gorgeous when in his 20's-30's. GREAT ACTOR and legend. So was Paul Newman, who I shall now post about.
Hey, why did you ask if we're related in my wedding post? Are we actually that similar in our dilemmas? Hmm, interesting. Woman want to pay YOU to get frisky. And, you didn't want to answer me when I asked you what you do for a living. Mr. $5,000 sun glasses.
I named this blog after a book of poems and/or short stories I had hoped to one day write. Who knows if and when that may happen. I hope it does. In the meantime, I have this blog.
I had some difficulty choosing titles. The others that appealed to me were; "The Insomniacs Lament" and "Defying Gravity". I also briefly considered naming it "The Bitch Blog" as I was recently reminded that I tend to complain. Hey, where else better to do that then a blog for crap sakes!
blog discription:
Brain activity that occasionally flows through my body, into my arms, and down into my hands. These instruments of doom (slowly) type words that hopefully may, or may not, touch your heart, or at least make you think without causing a headache.
If in fact that does not occur, please forward all calls and complaints to management, who rarely answers the phone, and most likely doesn't care. Thank you for your perceived understanding.
Finally, all words, thoughts, and deeds are protected/copyrighted somewhere in Washington D.C. If you abuse said rights, I'll most likely sue your ass if I'm able to locate it. I may possibly leave the rest of your body alone....................or will I?
P.S.- Said creative writer removes himself from all responsibilty for each and every spelling and grammatical error found within the blog you'll probably never read. Again, thank you for your hopeful understanding.
I'm a SWM, rapidly approaching middle age, also known as "manopause". Born to parents I never knew. I've recently become aware that I am one of six twins, scattered throughout the world. I'm damn good looking for my age, and live like a king! Destined to die alone, unless I'm able to finally find a woman unstable enough to deal with my stuff. Including some issues, back issues, and a somewhat lightweight carry on, that now costs $15.00 if you want to check it!
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What is that supposed to mean? Anyway, I know you were messing with me! I don't take anything very seriously, so sorry if I was coming off as being hostile! Fella...
Ah, yes. Power went out at work today (it always flickers but went out today) and I got home at 11:30am. Excellent!
So you go for the VERY mature who feed pigeons, do you. Well, if Monty Clift were alive today (80-90) I would definately hunt him down............................(google him if you don't know who he is. Be sure to notify me when you turn homosexual).
Yo Stef!
Why did you change your pic?
I know it was because of all my questions. Such persuasive powers I hold over strangers! Don't hate.
While this one is nice and shows your sunny disposition, I may actually prefer your nervous breakdown pic.
11:30? You suck! But did you get paid? I came to work SICK, two days in a row.
Don't call me fella, hostile missy.
What the hell kinda factory you work at where the power constantly flickers &/or goes out? Aren't there child labor laws? I'm gonna bring da man down hard on your bosses. Wait. Aren't you related to them?
I prefer the VERY mature, hoping against hope that it'll eventually rub off.
Montgomery (sp?) Clift? Is that the guy? I've heard of him but not sure who he is. I know he's an actor though. So you go for the older homosexual types eh? Hey. Whatever your into. Different strokes and all that.
I myself have not gone gay.............yet. Hopefully I'll find some chick that'll keep me on this side of the picket fence. I'm actually not very homophobic. I have several gay friends that are all hot for me.
I always change my pic's. I got bored with the last one. Believe me, it's not because of you. Why would it be???
OH, and I didnt' get paid. They werent' very busy and didn't need us there anymore. The factory is actually a pretty nice place. I don't work near the machinery part. I have my own desk type area with a lamp to do my stuff. Then I have a blue seal machine and seal these wheels that will eventually get dipped into metal and made into airplane or helicopter parts. I don't know why the power goes out a lot. It doesn't ALWAYS flicker, but it does more often than it should.
Tisk tisk, child labor laws. I am 18 and probably the youngest one working there. Everyone else is in their 40's. I feel like a 30something anyways.
And Monty is dead. I think he died in 1966. I am still in love with him, though. He was gorgeous when in his 20's-30's. GREAT ACTOR and legend. So was Paul Newman, who I shall now post about.
Hey, why did you ask if we're related in my wedding post? Are we actually that similar in our dilemmas?
Hmm, interesting. Woman want to pay YOU to get frisky. And, you didn't want to answer me when I asked you what you do for a living.
Mr. $5,000 sun glasses.
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