What the Heckle & Jeckle?!
I come outside this morning to find a pile of yellow snow on my trusty Element. No, NOT that kind! I mean fresh, dusty, make my eyes red, sneeze & wheeze, pollen! Anybody got some tissues?! I prefer Puffs Plus. Sure it costs more, but I'm worth it!! Also, It's more comfortable on my delicate schnose!
Speaking of yellow snow- kids, don't EVER eat it! Have a snow cone instead! Trust me from childhood experience, it tastes better!
About Me
- C. Louis Wolfe
- I'm a SWM, rapidly approaching middle age, also known as "manopause". Born to parents I never knew. I've recently become aware that I am one of six twins, scattered throughout the world. I'm damn good looking for my age, and live like a king! Destined to die alone, unless I'm able to finally find a woman unstable enough to deal with my stuff. Including some issues, back issues, and a somewhat lightweight carry on, that now costs $15.00 if you want to check it!
2 comments:
Oh, pollen... Glad I'm not allergic to anything.
Sigh... The weather was SO freakin' warm from Saturday-Monday. 85* and humid.
I guess it wasn't too bad... I walked on the beach and was outside a lot. Even got a tan.
YET, Ohio is so unpredictable. Today it's about 60*.
You are fortunate Stef- I envy thoust!
Weather quite similar to Jersey. Trust me sister, that's the ONLY thing Ohio & Jersey share! ;^)~
I KEED-I KEED, my dear.
Ohio has water?! Come on, I ain't fallin' for that old gag! What about those tan lines- oohh so fresh am I! *smacks self in face for Stef who can't reach that far!*
60's sounds niiiiice! Lucky.
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