Monday, May 4, 2009

All's Swine & Dandy!

What the...

Now the nation's top public-health official is saying there are positive signs that the swine-flu is NO MORE severe than garden-variety influenza?! So now it's simply the good old standard flu that's going to kill us all?!

For craps sake make up your minds already! Now I have to find something else to obsess & worry about. And just so you know, that kicked horse is NOT dead, & healing up well at the veterinarians.

6 comments:

changetheworld360 said...

Hmm...that's what I thought. The government and the media were just over-hyping the "pandemic". I mean, we should still be careful, but this swine flu isn't nearly as ominous as it seems.

vixen kitten said...

Does this mean it's safe to take the silver foil off all my windows?

Oh neeeeeeeever mind. That was what I read was the preferred precaution to keep the gubberment from spying on you.

Wait....that's you isn't it.

Damn, now what do I do?

xoxo
~vk~

vixen kitten said...

Ya know...if things were that boring at the office you could have picked me up and taken me to lunch for some fun and excitement.

Just saying..... :)

C. Louis Wolfe said...

Hey CTW360- So nice to see you visit. We'll see, I'm cautiously optimistic! Swine flu, what a silly name. I think "they" decided to think of a silly name just to over-hype it. Wait 'till you see what they do w/a sillier name.

I wonder if I'm as ominous as I seem, hmmmm.

C. Louis Wolfe said...

There you are vk.

Don't take it all off. Perhaps just enough to cook the roast. Besides it's good cheap insulation & keeps the giant killer cicada's at bay.

I have eyes EVERYWHERE-BEWARE! I work for the "gubberment", whilst chewing double-mint, as I'm a bit of a skin-flint.

Who says crackers can't rap?!

What do you do? You run for your life woman! We are working out the logistics of extraditing you to NJ. We'll be in touch.

C. Louis Wolfe said...

HELLO?!

I did swing by the office at lunch to take you out, but you had posted a gone fishin' sign, & I saw you walkin' down the street with your pole & a man on each arm- hook, line & stinker!

Besides you just tease me because driving to your office, picking you up, taking you out for a picnic, & then returning you to your desk would take longer than my 1 hour lunch can afford.

Not to mention a day or two & a few tanks of gas, oh & at least 1 pee break! ;-)