Two things I must add from reading your comments to my comments...
1. I shall NEVER stop saying HUZZAH! And what do you mean I don't know what it means? Def: An expression or shout of acclaim —often used interjectionally to express joy or approbation.
2. Sure my back will hurt even more later in life, but NOT because I'll be having any children. It will be because of old age, fool! I shall become a crazy cat lady. No, no. Crazy LIZARD lady. And, I shall raise such animals with my husband, Em--. Oh, you know...
Aw you just checked the dictionary before you commented! I could do that you smart-aleck!
FINE. Huzzah your heart out! Not to be gross, silly, or immature, but the other night I passed a bit of wind as I had me the gasses & I could swear it almost sounded like huzzah. Sadly I had no type of recording device to prove it & use as evidence- besides I don't think it would have had the same effect. & what's the point of that! ;^)
I guess I am gross, silly, & a bit immature.
"fool". I read that & I was cryin' out loud w/tears even! What a sight to behold...or not.
If you're gonna be a lizard lady, make sure you keep it in your pants, business suit, dress, whatever. Just sayin...
I named this blog after a book of poems and/or short stories I had hoped to one day write. Who knows if and when that may happen. I hope it does. In the meantime, I have this blog.
I had some difficulty choosing titles. The others that appealed to me were; "The Insomniacs Lament" and "Defying Gravity". I also briefly considered naming it "The Bitch Blog" as I was recently reminded that I tend to complain. Hey, where else better to do that then a blog for crap sakes!
blog discription:
Brain activity that occasionally flows through my body, into my arms, and down into my hands. These instruments of doom (slowly) type words that hopefully may, or may not, touch your heart, or at least make you think without causing a headache.
If in fact that does not occur, please forward all calls and complaints to management, who rarely answers the phone, and most likely doesn't care. Thank you for your perceived understanding.
Finally, all words, thoughts, and deeds are protected/copyrighted somewhere in Washington D.C. If you abuse said rights, I'll most likely sue your ass if I'm able to locate it. I may possibly leave the rest of your body alone....................or will I?
P.S.- Said creative writer removes himself from all responsibilty for each and every spelling and grammatical error found within the blog you'll probably never read. Again, thank you for your hopeful understanding.
I'm a SWM, rapidly approaching middle age, also known as "manopause". Born to parents I never knew. I've recently become aware that I am one of six twins, scattered throughout the world. I'm damn good looking for my age, and live like a king! Destined to die alone, unless I'm able to finally find a woman unstable enough to deal with my stuff. Including some issues, back issues, and a somewhat lightweight carry on, that now costs $15.00 if you want to check it!
5 comments:
I guess that's a good quote... I just don't think you should be defined with the job you do.
You are not your job.
I know that wasn't what the quote was going for, but I just felt like sayin' it!
GOOD QUOTE?!
Actually, what I think made it good was my clever zinger at the end. 'Cause in the end, that's what it's all about!
ME- Being clever!
PS- If I was defined by what I do, we'd ALL be in BIG trouble- let me tell ya sister!!!
Two things I must add from reading your comments to my comments...
1. I shall NEVER stop saying HUZZAH! And what do you mean I don't know what it means? Def: An expression or shout of acclaim —often used interjectionally to express joy or approbation.
2. Sure my back will hurt even more later in life, but NOT because I'll be having any children. It will be because of old age, fool! I shall become a crazy cat lady. No, no. Crazy LIZARD lady. And, I shall raise such animals with my husband, Em--. Oh, you know...
Aw you just checked the dictionary before you commented! I could do that you smart-aleck!
FINE. Huzzah your heart out! Not to be gross, silly, or immature, but the other night I passed a bit of wind as I had me the gasses & I could swear it almost sounded like huzzah. Sadly I had no type of recording device to prove it & use as evidence- besides I don't think it would have had the same effect. & what's the point of that!
;^)
I guess I am gross, silly, & a bit immature.
"fool". I read that & I was cryin' out loud w/tears even! What a sight to behold...or not.
If you're gonna be a lizard lady, make sure you keep it in your pants, business suit, dress, whatever. Just sayin...
I'm going to post this quote on my face book acount.
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