Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Comical Commitment!

Seems Americas oldest teenager will be getting married this year. After six decades of indecisiveness the popular comic book character Archie (Andrews), will become engaged and married.

But whose the lucky girl? The seductive brunette vixen Veronica (Lodge), or Betty (Cooper), the sweet girl next door. Could it be Archie's held a secret for all these years and plans to marry Jughead? OH MY! :-o

The perpetual teenager with the orange hair will pop the question, FINALLY becoming an honest man. The drama is set to unfold in issue No. 600, which is due to hit comic and book stores in August.

Archie will make the BIG decision during a six issue storyline, which features a glimpse of Archie and his pals from Riverdale five years in the future. Betty or Veronica is the biggest secret of the year.

The Archie publication offices are apparently in lock down as wagers are made around the world that has sent the Nasdaq and the Dow Jones skyrocketing. Personally, I think Archie's always had a thing for Hotdog, but that's just me.

Next thing ya know Batman'll be dumping Robin for the Joker!

3 comments:

Stefany said...

I'm glad I have you for useless information!

*kidding...*

C. Louis Wolfe said...

I suppose you're more interested in Brittney & Paris & Bennifer?

Meh to you I say!

C. Louis Wolfe said...

Actually Stef, you had me at USELESS! ;~}