Defying all odds and low ratings, the 45th edition of WW'z is back as we celebrate and glorify "hump-day" (don't even think about it vk!). Do you have a little anecdote or story to tell? Something funny, interesting, silly, serious, scary, strange &/or bizarre. Then dive in head first boys and girls, into the shallow comment (not gene) pool and share it with the world, or at least me.
I'm lonely.
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Damn.
Who made you the fun nazi today?
Now I'm not going to post my sweet little diddy about me and my yoga instructors daughter. *snort*
You will just have to use yor imagination as to what type of trouble two very flexible and XXX Dirty Girls XXX could get into.
Did I mention flexible. Oh. I did. Nebber Mind. Imagine away, Wolfe.
Oh Boy...sigh
Ok, this isn't exactly in the past week, it's actually been going on for a while. Apparently I have an exact double somewhere out there. People I have never seen in my life will accost me on the bus with "Hi! How are you?" They are then confused when it becomes clear that I don't know them. "I could have sworn you were someone else," they say. "You look JUST like her. Do you have a twin?" None of these people know the name of my double, they aren't her friends or anything; they just have encountered her in some random way or other. One man claimed that I work at Fannie May, and that I sold him chocolate. I don't, and I didn't. Weird, right?
Wellll, it gets even WEIRDER. Right around the time that this started happening (about a month ago), I started having dreams about someone who looked exactly like me. I was always standing on the edges of some group, watching her talk to my friends. They all thought she was me. I would try to get their attention, but no one would see me.
Coincidence? Hmmm... Well, draw your own conclusions. I assure you this is completely true.
I didn't experience this first hand but my teacher saw a guy walking a turtle. Pretty wacky.
YIF, I'm a twin myself, although not the evil one. Well at least I don't think so?
THAT'S some weird interesting stuff, which I dig! Perhaps you just have one a doez familiar faces? Maybe you were separated at birth so you were unaware that you had a twin?
Perhaps her name is Sybil, or maybe you have some kind of split personality disorder...or maybe I should just stop writing! ;^)
PS- One last thing, maybe that was the man's way of telling you you're sweet, as far as the FM reference is concerned? Wait, I thought FM was one of those troubled failed investment institutions! ;-)
DB- What did I tell you about your teacher. The guy's a pathological liar! Now get him back to rehab. Jus' kiddin'! Besides, rehabs for quitters!
Perhaps the turtle was in reality walking the guy?!
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