I thought I was having a severe meltdown mid-life crisis, then a friend pointed out that I drive a 2003 Honda Element- The color orange for that matter! What would I do without friends.
Actually it didn't turn out to be a meltdown after all- just some bad gas! That post was supposed to be hysterically funny Stef, like all my other one's- Sheesh!
Meh yo'self! What do you kids know about music anyway?!
I named this blog after a book of poems and/or short stories I had hoped to one day write. Who knows if and when that may happen. I hope it does. In the meantime, I have this blog.
I had some difficulty choosing titles. The others that appealed to me were; "The Insomniacs Lament" and "Defying Gravity". I also briefly considered naming it "The Bitch Blog" as I was recently reminded that I tend to complain. Hey, where else better to do that then a blog for crap sakes!
blog discription:
Brain activity that occasionally flows through my body, into my arms, and down into my hands. These instruments of doom (slowly) type words that hopefully may, or may not, touch your heart, or at least make you think without causing a headache.
If in fact that does not occur, please forward all calls and complaints to management, who rarely answers the phone, and most likely doesn't care. Thank you for your perceived understanding.
Finally, all words, thoughts, and deeds are protected/copyrighted somewhere in Washington D.C. If you abuse said rights, I'll most likely sue your ass if I'm able to locate it. I may possibly leave the rest of your body alone....................or will I?
P.S.- Said creative writer removes himself from all responsibilty for each and every spelling and grammatical error found within the blog you'll probably never read. Again, thank you for your hopeful understanding.
I'm a SWM, rapidly approaching middle age, also known as "manopause". Born to parents I never knew. I've recently become aware that I am one of six twins, scattered throughout the world. I'm damn good looking for my age, and live like a king! Destined to die alone, unless I'm able to finally find a woman unstable enough to deal with my stuff. Including some issues, back issues, and a somewhat lightweight carry on, that now costs $15.00 if you want to check it!
5 comments:
What made you have the almost meldown?
As for the song... meh.
Actually it didn't turn out to be a meltdown after all- just some bad gas! That post was supposed to be hysterically funny Stef, like all my other one's- Sheesh!
Meh yo'self! What do you kids know about music anyway?!
I didn't take you THAT seriously. There just had to be some reason to write the post... that's all.
You must ALWAYS take me serious, as I'm ALWAYS serious.....sometimes..once in a while..rarely.
Do I really need a reason Stef? Really? Come on girl! Sometimes ya just gotta do it, even if it's for yo'self.
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