BELLFLOWER, CA-
It's a boy (x6) and a girl (x2).
A woman gave birth to eight babies in Southern California yesterday, the world's second live-born set of octuplets.
The babies were born nine months premature, but are in stable condition. They weigh between 1lb.8ozs., and 3lbs.4ozs.
Forty-six hospital staff and four delivery rooms were used for the births. Apparently the mother will have to use the handstand method to get around, for the foreseeable future! (I added that last snarky part!)
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I named this blog after a book of poems and/or short stories I had hoped to one day write. Who knows if and when that may happen. I hope it does. In the meantime, I have this blog.
I had some difficulty choosing titles. The others that appealed to me were; "The Insomniacs Lament" and "Defying Gravity". I also briefly considered naming it "The Bitch Blog" as I was recently reminded that I tend to complain. Hey, where else better to do that then a blog for crap sakes!
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Brain activity that occasionally flows through my body, into my arms, and down into my hands. These instruments of doom (slowly) type words that hopefully may, or may not, touch your heart, or at least make you think without causing a headache.
If in fact that does not occur, please forward all calls and complaints to management, who rarely answers the phone, and most likely doesn't care.
Thank you for your perceived understanding.
Finally, all words, thoughts, and deeds are protected/copyrighted somewhere in Washington D.C. If you abuse said rights, I'll most likely sue your ass if I'm able to locate it. I may possibly leave the rest of your body alone....................or will I?
P.S.- Said creative writer removes himself from all responsibilty for each and every spelling and grammatical error found within the blog you'll probably never read. Again, thank you for your hopeful understanding.
I had some difficulty choosing titles. The others that appealed to me were; "The Insomniacs Lament" and "Defying Gravity". I also briefly considered naming it "The Bitch Blog" as I was recently reminded that I tend to complain. Hey, where else better to do that then a blog for crap sakes!
blog discription:
Brain activity that occasionally flows through my body, into my arms, and down into my hands. These instruments of doom (slowly) type words that hopefully may, or may not, touch your heart, or at least make you think without causing a headache.
If in fact that does not occur, please forward all calls and complaints to management, who rarely answers the phone, and most likely doesn't care.
Thank you for your perceived understanding.
Finally, all words, thoughts, and deeds are protected/copyrighted somewhere in Washington D.C. If you abuse said rights, I'll most likely sue your ass if I'm able to locate it. I may possibly leave the rest of your body alone....................or will I?
P.S.- Said creative writer removes himself from all responsibilty for each and every spelling and grammatical error found within the blog you'll probably never read. Again, thank you for your hopeful understanding.
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About Me
- C. Louis Wolfe
- I'm a SWM, rapidly approaching middle age, also known as "manopause". Born to parents I never knew. I've recently become aware that I am one of six twins, scattered throughout the world. I'm damn good looking for my age, and live like a king! Destined to die alone, unless I'm able to finally find a woman unstable enough to deal with my stuff. Including some issues, back issues, and a somewhat lightweight carry on, that now costs $15.00 if you want to check it!
9 comments:
Yeah, I heard this on the radio on the L&M show...
She actually thought she was only having 7 babies... Also, it took her about 5 minutes to deliver all of em'.
I'm waaay ahead of you on the news, Wolfe. Ha!
Stef, I must insist you STOP listening to the radio. I wanna break these stories to my readers, if not I'll have nothing to break but wind! :^{
And another thing sassy Miss Stefany- don't make me come over there! Wait, that would entail me going to Ohio wouldn't it? Aw, that's OK- let's forget about the whole thing!
*cough, jerk, cough*
You haven't commented on my last 3 posts! Do it NOW!
YES SIR!-WHOSE YOUR DADDIE?
You best strap some boots on talkin' to me in that tone! Go stand in the corner. DO IT NOW!
Sincerly,
The Jerk
Reading over all those inappropriate dramatic comments, I say we just move along- nothing to see here folks- go back home.
It's probably because I haven't had my morning tea yet, but I don't get the handstand thing.
It was me apparently NOT funny Cate. I meant after pushin' out all those babies, she'd have to find an alternate means to walking. Oh well, sometimes they fall flat.
And now we find out she has 6 other kids, and apparently has an "obsession" with having kids. All of them were conceived with IVF. I have no problem with people having as many kids as they want, provided they can take care of them and provide the decent basics and a good quality of life for them. It's irresponsible to bring children into the world if you can't care for them properly. I find it hard to believe that she'll be able to do that on her own for 14 children.
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