Are all men dogs? Do some dogs bark louder than others? These are some questions that I've been pondering lately in relation to why it seems much easier for a girl to bag a guy than the other way around.
If men are indeed hound dogs, that would possibly explain why I come across more women who seem to find a new boyfriend much more quickly than most men do. Is the male species more assertive or aggressive than our female counterparts?
Was God trying to tell us something in relation to his creation of women? After all, it was Eve who grabbed the apple and took the first bite! If you simply break down the word woman, it's clear to see the obvious warning- Woe-To-Man! Seems like God was trying to give us dudes a heads up.
Please note that this post is in NO way meant to bash women. I loves ya- I'm in touch with my lesbian side and wear it proudly on Friday nights. I'm 6'6" in heels! Kidding! Really!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Regardless, I'm not a dog. I'm a wolf, so hopefully that'll work out in my favor one day. Now where is my handler with that muzzle?
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I named this blog after a book of poems and/or short stories I had hoped to one day write. Who knows if and when that may happen. I hope it does. In the meantime, I have this blog.
I had some difficulty choosing titles. The others that appealed to me were; "The Insomniacs Lament" and "Defying Gravity". I also briefly considered naming it "The Bitch Blog" as I was recently reminded that I tend to complain. Hey, where else better to do that then a blog for crap sakes!
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Brain activity that occasionally flows through my body, into my arms, and down into my hands. These instruments of doom (slowly) type words that hopefully may, or may not, touch your heart, or at least make you think without causing a headache.
If in fact that does not occur, please forward all calls and complaints to management, who rarely answers the phone, and most likely doesn't care.
Thank you for your perceived understanding.
Finally, all words, thoughts, and deeds are protected/copyrighted somewhere in Washington D.C. If you abuse said rights, I'll most likely sue your ass if I'm able to locate it. I may possibly leave the rest of your body alone....................or will I?
P.S.- Said creative writer removes himself from all responsibilty for each and every spelling and grammatical error found within the blog you'll probably never read. Again, thank you for your hopeful understanding.
I had some difficulty choosing titles. The others that appealed to me were; "The Insomniacs Lament" and "Defying Gravity". I also briefly considered naming it "The Bitch Blog" as I was recently reminded that I tend to complain. Hey, where else better to do that then a blog for crap sakes!
blog discription:
Brain activity that occasionally flows through my body, into my arms, and down into my hands. These instruments of doom (slowly) type words that hopefully may, or may not, touch your heart, or at least make you think without causing a headache.
If in fact that does not occur, please forward all calls and complaints to management, who rarely answers the phone, and most likely doesn't care.
Thank you for your perceived understanding.
Finally, all words, thoughts, and deeds are protected/copyrighted somewhere in Washington D.C. If you abuse said rights, I'll most likely sue your ass if I'm able to locate it. I may possibly leave the rest of your body alone....................or will I?
P.S.- Said creative writer removes himself from all responsibilty for each and every spelling and grammatical error found within the blog you'll probably never read. Again, thank you for your hopeful understanding.
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- C. Louis Wolfe
- I'm a SWM, rapidly approaching middle age, also known as "manopause". Born to parents I never knew. I've recently become aware that I am one of six twins, scattered throughout the world. I'm damn good looking for my age, and live like a king! Destined to die alone, unless I'm able to finally find a woman unstable enough to deal with my stuff. Including some issues, back issues, and a somewhat lightweight carry on, that now costs $15.00 if you want to check it!
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Hmmm, so you don't prefer hound? What about... sexist pig?
Kidding, Wolfe
Sexist pig??!!
How dare you! I tend to prefer just "pig" in reference to my line of work. In my case pig stands for Pretty-Intelligent-Guy!
So there you have it!
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This may sound silly, but are you a police officer?
I ask because some of your entries make references to this line of work--just curious! :)
Isn't it true, though, that people who say they're only kidding, really aren't?!!!
Here's a thought: Perhaps the attention a woman gets from one man enhances her appeal to another man - if even subconsciously - so that this woman actually feels more attractive than she did before dating man #1. Thus making bagging, as you call it, easier. (Never experienced this myself but it's something to "chew" on...) It's better than the Adam & Eve story, anyway.
Tia, where have you been? I was starting to worry. I'm glad your back. Yes it can be true that when people say "kidding" there is usually a spec of truth to what they're "kidding" about, although "kidding" sounds nicer than not kidding! ;^)
I'm gonna have to think about your insights, 'cause it makes my head hurt-just kidding! ;-)
"chew" on? Were you makin' a funny, or do you like to bite?
Hey Gwennie-It does sound silly. I sound silly. This blog is silly. I'm trying to be mysterious. Who needs labels.
Which God are you referring to?
Whichever one, they all backwardize to "dog."
Moi=Genius
There's only ONE squirrely!, & after that comment he'll have you (& your nutz) on the short leash dragin' you down the highway to hades!
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