Thursday, October 23, 2008

The Irony and The Agony

This one's for the boys. (and the ladies too I guess)


According to today's NY Post; A new study (or should that be nude study) has found that drinking caffeine over an extended period of time causes women's breasts to shrink.

The same study also found that women may have to make a hard choice between breast size and breast safety, because drinking caffeine also helps protect against cancer.

According to the research, regular drinking of as little as three cups daily can have enough of an impact on estrogen levels to cause noticeable bosom reduction. This according to study author Helena Jernstroem of Lund University in Sweden, and published in the British Journal of Cancer.

Don't worry too much; a daily coffee fix will not turn a Dolly Parton into a Keira Knightley, just into a smaller Dolly Parton. This particular study included 300 woman coffee drinkers.

-News article edited for content by me-



I'm not sure if that's the worst or BREAST news I've heard all day. Honey, start drinking decaf. In fact, start drinking tea. Do it for yourself, but mostly for me. Was that sexist?!

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