I'm here with my pal Linus, typing to you live from the most sincere pumpkin patch we could find. We both emailed him last night to remind him that we'll be waiting patiently. We know this year he'll be here. There's just NO possible way he can pass us by. He's just gotta come!
We're fully dedicated to our cause and will do what ever it takes to assure his arrival, even if it means being out here all night. We've got all the supplies we need. Let's see what we've got: Security blankets-check. Flashlights-check. Teddy Grahams and milk-check, and a change of underwear. After what Snoopy pulled, we want to be fully prepared. That was embarrassing!
Hopefully Sally won't attend this year. Honestly She can be such a bratty bitch, and if she calls Linus "my sweet ba-boo" one more time I swear I'll SNAP!
Halloween is just one day away. Oh Greatest of Pumpkins, PLEASE don't forget all the presents and candy you promise for all the good children of the world. Especially us! We promise not to sell the stuff you bring us on eBay.
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