Greetings ladies and gentleman, boys and girls of all ages. Especially girls 30 and up!
I'd like to share a sampling of some of my favorite catch phrases to start your day. Most of them feel really good to say, and I usually like to say them VERY loud, which tends to infuriate my bosses.
Hold on tight, 'cause here we go!
- SON OF A BITCH!
- OH FOR CRAPS SAKES!
- CRAP ON A STICK!
- I'M ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS!
- WAIT FOR IT!
- ..............OR NOT!
- REALLY?!
I'm quite sure there's a few more. Perhaps someone out there in deep dark cyberspace can remind me. There's a buck in it for you. How's that for dangling the proverbial carrot?
Wishing you all a day. My cleaning ladies are arriving today. They'd better be. My place is RIPE!
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Cleaning ladies? Geisha girl? $5,000 sunglasses???
Any way, I tend to say, "You scared the CHRIST out of me."
Doesn't make a lot of sense.
By the way, I'm not religious at all...
If you actually knew me Stef, you could say; "You scared the CHRIS out of me!"
Get it? It's my name, although I'm NOT comparing myself in ANY way to Christ.
I made a funny! I sure hope God has a sense of humor or I'm in big trouble........again!
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