I was just notified by NASA that the Hubble Telescope has detected a large mass on the surface of my forehead! It's believed to be a GINORMOUS meteorite. Also well known by the scientific community in it's Latin origin of Zitius Pusspossturus!
Yes kids, you too can develop zits at ANY age! Our worlds greatest minds from NJ to Ohio and from Zurich to Bayonne have concluded it's not really what you eat. Partially your genetics, but mostly STRESSssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!
Apparently there are UFOs and life on Uranus!
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What stresses you so?
W-O-M-E-N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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